Worst Youtube Songs Ever

There are songs that aren't songs. Songs that inspire. Songs that make you dance. Songs that serve as unofficial suicide anthems. Songs... Yes. Well there are many songs. Due to the fact that everyone feels like they have something to say, coupled with the illusion that a couple of bongos and a stick makes you an artist. You get the picture. Now on with the show!

The only reason this song isn't first, is simply because the author had satire on his mind when he made it. Nevertheless, he shut the coffin door on this project, nailing the hypothetical nail on the head in terms of absolute musical horror.

Youtube agrees. Here are a selection of comments!

• "I'm a knee cant you seep blue sky?" What the hell?

• You need to get this shit on myspace ASAP. I need it as my profile song.
• I haven't seen something that funny in a long time.

There is a certain amount of debate. But this song undeniably makes the top 5, with a certain style I might add!

The aforementioned suicide anthem. An "emo" anthem. A song blatantly aimed at a wildly insecure, tear-jerking, "howcouldthishappentome???" crowd.

The song itself follows a fairly monotonous love song like melody. Nothing terribly obscene. But once the chorus hits you. Oh dear, and I quote;

"I JUST WAAAANAAAAAA SCREAAAAAAAMMMMM"

I soon find my resolve faltering. My eyes brimming with tears. I really cannot stand this song. Not only for the monotonous screaming contest, but for everything that it stands for.

The song made famous by the infamous leekspin.com.

Some might even call the song, "nice". But once you've heard it, you are doomed. Not only is this song crap, it is also incredibly addicting. You'll find yourself returning frequently for yet another dose of the loituma girl.

Secondly. What exactly is it she's doing?

Thirdly, the lyrics:

yaa tsi tsup ari dik ari dull an dik ari dill an dits tan dool la dippyduppy dull la roop uttyroopy la goorigan gook aya gittygangool arup cha cha adippydappydill la baritztandill lan den lan doe a barik kata barip pari baribadeebadeebadee standen lan doe ya baril las ten lan day a doe la babadeadevadevadevaduv ya vou what is that little las day lan doe badakadagadaga doo doo day a doe

I rest my case.

Remember! It's not you!

What happens when the internet crosses one of the best songs ever made with youtube. The inevitable:

"Eggman Eats a Banana for 5 Minutes to the Worst Song Ever!!"

The community are in thrall.

Privateiodineman points out that: this vid proves evolution is real.

The entire comments section is overwhelmed with contagious euphoria. But not even the internet can save this song from the fires of eternal damnation.

Rick Roll's pagerank makes Foxnews look like my hupages'. Without explanation, the new millenium saw hundreds of thousands of innocent internet viewers (millions!) being savagely "rick-roll'd". A process which involves being redirected to the youtube video of Rick himself.

The song is catchy, granted. But the generic Human Male voice, set in the deep 80's, the mind-boggling stunts, make it a perfect choice for number 1. I have no regrets. Should I be forced to re-write my worst 5, 10 years from now, I am certain, that despite everything else. Rick Roll would stand triumphant.

Well, it's hardly honorable. A thumbs down to one of the most, uh "..." videos of all time.

EDIT: If someone could tell me what exact the thing at 1.48 is, I'd greatly appreciate it. Thanks.